David 

A guy that’s obsessed with a girl named Tessa. He only wants her for her thunder thighs.

David is always talking about how he wants to be in between Tessa’s thunder thighs.

David by Dhmsgsjjeje September 17, 2018

david 

such a fucker

david’s such a fucker. what a little bitch.

david by adsav12 September 26, 2018

David 

A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.

"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."

David by TheMeanGreens October 11, 2018

david 

nominated for broke boy brother of the year
text broke boy david to 911 to nominate him for 2079 best brother of the year

oh boy its broke boy david

david by joyhyvck December 17, 2018

david 

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.

"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"

david by lolipop dude January 2, 2019

David 

A gay white boy who beats his meat to gay naruto hentai. You might see positive things about David but don’t be fooled by his gayness

Guy- u seen that little weird kid named David
Guy2- yea I saw him some gay ass shit

David by Scammer boi January 11, 2019

David 

Usually sucks lots of fat dicks

David sucked me off real good last night.

David by YeetMcGee January 14, 2019