a mexican wet back born in mexico who came across the border with shackles on his feet. a david likes to go mobbin keakin out in oakland and likes to listen to LIVEWIRE records and hang out with his bruhs. someone who desires to live on bancroft in oakland california, loves to shake his dreads and get the ends of them dipped in bleach and be sippin on some BO, SOME LEAN all day errryday bruh. a david is someone who likes to give his dopedick to all the fine females in oakland california, he likes to lay the pipe down on the black hynas , a david is someone who loves keak coochie and wishes he was african american, someone who wants to be LIL B's based god slave for the rest of his life. a david is someone who will marry a white bitch from oakland california named kreyshawn and together they will sing GUCCI GUCCI at their weddding and play DLO you played me . a david is someone who wants to learn how to put in weave hair and someone who loves his dreads nice n tight.. always flossy. he loves to swag out to the fullest
by BASED_GODESS August 02, 2011
david is ugly
by the world.200 June 26, 2017
is fat, lazy, talks shit and poo's every where including on his girlfriend( sorry that was all a lie)
david
by david schramm November 17, 2017
Likes to lie a lot almost as comparing him to Hitler, finds any excuse to make up for his lies don't trust david
DAVID IS SO ANNOYIN
by Bshdheud March 16, 2018
an asshole whose purpose is to make you feel uncomfortable and annoyed. A David gets liked by stealing people's humor and uses it to attract a female. A David is often sensitive when you do the littlest thing to him speaking of littlest A David will often be the shortest one in the group. Never hangout with a David.
by cheggery April 25, 2018
a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.
by tylerdent November 16, 2011
ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by it
by The Unknown Black Creator July 26, 2011