Daflad

A device used to gather data and process it into easy to understand chunks.

Did you see gcse bitesize on BBC?
No mate I just use a Daflad.

by Daflad September 8, 2019

dafukderaint

Noun. A reply meaning it better well had better be.

I.e. Bob, "there's no more beer!" Dafukderaint!!!

by Johnni Hancock October 3, 2019

Daft

Americans are DAFT firstly voting for Trump and also using words like tenderfoot as well as changing proper spelling in the English language for instance ‘neighbour’ has changed to ‘neighbor’ in America. That is DAFT.

Americans are truly DAFT

by RanDizzle1169 November 12, 2019

Daft Dingus

An insult for a person who does something really dumb.

"Look, Jeff just said something dumb. "
"He must be a Daft Dingus! "

by Yeet_the_shoe:) November 16, 2019

Daft

A dumb ass fat thing

Do you see that daft over there ? He’s coming closer

by Mzzannthhhh November 18, 2019

Dafe

A portmanteau of daring and safe (meaning cool).

"Whoa, that back flip was well dafe."

by Finniruse December 6, 2019

DAFH

Dum as fucking hell

It's used in text when some one type something stupid and you have the right to text DAFH

by J.J.J.D.Z words February 28, 2020