doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Little Doggy

(1) a little ball of poop that looks more like rabbit shit than human turds. (2) A dingle-berry that drops off your asshole, rolls down your pant legs, and ends up on the floor.

(1) My girl wanted anal sex for national sex day. It was great until I pulled my dick out of her ass and saw a disgusting little doggy on the tip of my condom. (2) Some asshole at work has a problem leaving little doggies on the floor at work.

by E-Man129 April 10, 2025

Doggy

Someone that is doing something stupid/annoying or is being stupid/annoying.

Why did you do that u fat doggy

by The_DevKid August 9, 2023

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021