Ella day

2nd of December, is Ella day, celebrate by buying her a bar of chocolate!

happy Ella day

by lehahahahahah November 30, 2020

National Crush Day

Starting this year May 14th 2019 you have to ask out the girl of your dreams

I asked someone out on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

National tickle day

National tickle day is on April 16th so tickle the death out of people

National tickle day is when u tickle people until they are rolling on the floor dying and don't get mad because it is just a joke

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

National Shoot Your shot day

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019

Beat a Pedo Day

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020

Back in my day

A phrase typically used by old people to criticize younger people or to justify themselves.

Kids today are always on their phones, but back in my day we were only allowed to play with a wooden stick!

by kho25 March 6, 2022

B-Day BJ

A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth.

"It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"

by chesterchaps September 16, 2009