The Davis Line

The designation given to any incredibly overpaid baseball player who, in the middle of the contract, suddenly cannot hit over .150. Named for Chris Davis, Baltimore Orioles first baseman, who signed a $161 million contract over seven years. See Mendoza Line.

"Wow, that guy can really hit! We gotta sign him."

"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."

by Shadooow July 06, 2018

Hayden Charles Davis

The whitest pedo of the pedo bears

That person is a real Hayden Charles davis

by Mors Pro The Ven May 15, 2018

Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Drew Davis

Drew is the most awesome person. He has a massive dick and is really cool.

“Hey Chase do you know Drew Davis”
“Yea he dick didn’t fit in my ass it was so big”

by April 03, 2024

gary davis

someone who lies about their golf handicap to gain an unfair advantage in a golf competition

the only reason you won the medal today is because you are such a gary davis

by gary637728 August 02, 2016

Eli Davis

The name of a male that gets no bitches and is typically very sizable or overweight.

Guy 1: “did you see that guy just get rejected by that ugly girl?”

Guy 2: “yea that’s just Eli Davis”

by CrustyPitas August 10, 2022

steve davis

To be great, cool, humble, smart, handsome, intelligent, wise, all while having a huge cock.

I wish I was a Steve Davis.

by Super Steve 1980 November 25, 2021