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d n s

Abbreviation for ‘do not sexualise’ - used when you don’t want people to comment on you sexually or objectifying, or view you in that way
I am 16 so please d n s (or dns)
by Does.Kayden.have.gender June 16, 2021
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D.F.S.

Department of Family Services
I got no job, no man, and the D.F.S. don't hardly give me enough money to raise my baby.
by UrPseudoNYM44 February 14, 2024
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d.s. D-Shiznit D-Squad D&S D- Sexual D-squared D-Stack D/s D-Saw d-sides

d.h.s

A public school in Thi Qar. Definitely come here if you wanna get yelled at for having long nails, a jacket that isnt blue white or black, and if you dont speak fluent french. It’s a six-year free trial of hell, we’ll notify you before your trial is finished (if you’re still alive).

We even have hitler giving speeches every Thursday morning, cats and a whole wasteland in every class. Every lesson is a comedy show, spend the whole lesson laughing at the teachers grammar or stalk the facebook page where you see the wasteland on tape.

Have a new physics teacher every year (we only have one physics teacher in the whole school) or have your english teacher be paralysed. Learn about eustachian tubes and have 5 minute breaks between each lesson that the teacher will still teach in. Or go down to the steaming sauna with your other class and stay there for two lessons for maths. The opportunities really are endless.

What is متميزات without the french lessons? I want you to imagine a mind soothing therapy lesson…. Now the complete opposite. That’s french. Don’t know a word? No problem, he’ll call your parents and you’ll receive a lecture that has never been lectured in the entire history of lecturing. Don’t know when to use que, qui and où? On your way to the principal. Really makes my day.

Special mention to the massive pp on one of the bathroom stalls and the bathrooms that never get cleaned. And to anyone who went here and survived, truly deserve a medal for your suffering.
Person 1: “what school you go to?”
Person 2: “متميزات/d.h.s"
Person 1: “damn.”
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French teacher: “ترجمن هاي الجمله"
متميزات: "ما نعرف"
French teacher: “شنو وجودج بالحياة؟ انتن همين مقتنعات بروحجن متميزات؟ لا والله صدك لا تخلن أحد يضحك عليجن ترا كلجن فاشلات و بنات المدارس الثانيه هواي احسن منجن لا عبالجن انتن متميزات يعني احسن ارد اشوفجن كلجن تصيرين مدرسات. صخام الصخمج، وهم روحن اشتكن عليه كولن يغلط علينا"
by IraqiBatman April 17, 2024
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D.L.S. Party

Also known as the dirty little secret party, is a party in which an individual is invited to without knowing he is going to be fucked over (either literally or figuratively).
I really hope this isn’t some sort of D.L.S. party
by David Durrow February 3, 2025
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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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S.D.D

S.D.D stands for, Small Dick Duchebag. He will usually have black curly hair, shaped like a box and has a small penis. It's not enough to play with.
Wow, S.D.D will never please a woman!
by Backwoods soldier December 29, 2016
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P.S.D

P.S.D stands for Psychological Suffering & Depression which is a disorder when you intentionally want to hurt people out of depression and is very common. People might consider engaging in acts of violence when they feel powerless. It might also stem from one’s own deep psychological suffering. A Swedish-based study of 47,000 people recently found that individuals who were clinically depressed engaged in acts of violence at a higher rate than people with no history of depression. Perhaps some people engage in acts of violence as a way to express their strong emotions.
P.S.D should be taken to counseling to be discussed.
"Be careful around her, she's got P.S.D
by Casual Sociopath June 20, 2017
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