Dennisovitsch Curse

When you are just hating people for no reason whatsoever.

Dude this guy David is such an idiot I don't like him. Without ever Talking to David would be a Dennisovitsch Curse.

by Expressed Sequence June 29, 2024

Bourgeois Curse

Being born with a oddly shaped round head.

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."

by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 7, 2022

The curse of 19

When everything goes to shit at the ripe age of 19.

is she depressed no she just has the curse of 19

by sexyninenine December 7, 2023

cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp

he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi

by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021

The Bambi Curse

Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.

Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.

by TypeShitEnthusiast August 13, 2024

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018