cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.

person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT

by lonelywinter December 17, 2023

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Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs

mr cuddles wanna bump

by ➖ September 26, 2018

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Three Cuddles Series

The number of suitable cuddle sessions a pair of people must go through before performing in other intimate proceedings. Cuddling increases the level of Oxytocin in the body, which helps you feel better connections. Cuddling also helps your immune system by decreasing tension and stress. Less stress; less heart disease. Cuddling can also lead to things becoming more erotic; however, it has been proven necessary to preform at least three acts of cuddling to create a lasting an strong bond with someone before entering the next stage of intimacy. Next stages of intimacy include, but are not limited to: oral sex, intercourse, or anal.

Happy Cuddles! ;)

"Meghan, you can't fuck the guy before completing the Three Cuddles Series!"

by Xena Sanaiya October 15, 2015

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