jk don’t cry
jk don’t cry by thatgirlshouldbeme February 15, 2018
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butthole battle cry
A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
butthole battle cry by Sox773 January 3, 2019
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butthole battle cry
A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
butthole battle cry by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Making Jesus cry
To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Making Jesus cry by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
National make your friends cry day
June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
National make your friends cry day by Caca moma June 17, 2021
press.a.to.cry
press.a.to.cry is a Tiktoker and discord user. He is a very kind person. He makes people smile and laugh. He is funny and swag. His tiktok name came from a Comedy special on Netflix. (The special is called “Inside”. Produced by Bo burnbam.) press.a.to.cry should deserve this article. He’s really the world to me.
press.a.to.cry by bosywosy3 August 24, 2021