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Get the plug cricket mug.A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014
Get the puddy cricket mug.verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender
Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
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Get the Cricket mug.The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.
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Get the Roosters to Crickets mug.Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.
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