titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

papaya cream

A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").

"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."

by BioJoe June 29, 2011

Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.

Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).

by Jared Erman June 21, 2021

whipped cream

A white person who is completely whipped by their girlfriend to the point where nothing else matters. (e.g Forgetting about all of your friends.)

josh was so whipped by kylee that everyone called him whipped cream

by Thomas Brooks April 12, 2006

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 10, 2007

Cream Out

The grand finale usually following the act of overclocking your noodle.

Oh oh oh... it's time to cream out, my noodle's been overclocked!

by booty bouncer November 30, 2004