Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.
Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!
by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
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what the cracker?

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??
by Melanie November 15, 2003
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Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage
"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole
by Dadunkadunk69 December 13, 2011
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Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.
I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.
by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021
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rat on a cracker

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation
She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.
by Back East Girl December 13, 2009
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arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
by Faisal91 November 23, 2013
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Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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