cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth
got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw
by Weedteacher December 03, 2017
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Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
by CosmicDragon March 09, 2016
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I don't cotton

Don't like it
I don't cotton to the idea you did that!
by Scarred & Tatted October 02, 2022
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Cotton Box

The small box section of a womens panties that gets "flashed" accidentally when wearing short skirts, or loose shorts etc...
" Dude, that chic just sat down across from me in the coffe shop and I saw her cotton box
by Deskrabbit October 27, 2011
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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch
by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022
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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016
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