A fat worthless security guard who makes 7 $ an hour, usually has no gun becuase they can,t afford one, sits on a bench waiting for something exciting to happen. tries to act like he has higher authority then everyone else. but gets paid lower then minumim wage.
rent a cop hey you there stop running
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
by don,tshoveyourstickdownthre March 5, 2013
Get the rent a copmug. 
Get the Polish Copmug. A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
by Urban Dictionary February 16, 2008
Get the motor copmug. the kind of cops that men want to be when they join the force, cops like john mcclane from die hard and chuck norris.
by hnt March 12, 2008
Get the glory copmug. The sudden, inexplicable tendency of drivers to slam on their brakes at the sight of a police officer who has clearly already marked a target and has pulled said person over.
Dude1: SLOW DOWN DUDE THE COPS!!!!
Dude2: Relax bro, the cop stop isn't necessary; the 5-0 already has their catch.
Dude2: Relax bro, the cop stop isn't necessary; the 5-0 already has their catch.
by yeahitsbryan December 14, 2008
Get the cop stopmug. the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"
by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009
Get the bacon copmug.