COD LOOP

Whenever a new Call of Duty comes out you're just stuck in the hype without being able to formulate your own opinion, with believing every Call of Duty game will be fantastic, howeverit will end up being a shitty product

Wow the past 5 years of COD games have been terrible, too bad I was stuck in a COD Loop

by Kuick June 10, 2019

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

COD

cause of delusion when someone you like or hate makes you delusional

Girl: I’m gonna stay up with my COD

Girl bsf: just say your crush

Girl: same thing he causes my delusions

by dogsarebetter March 18, 2023

Cod eye

Someone with an off-centered or lazy eye. Has a derogatory nature.

'She has a cod eye'

by nimkonpoop May 9, 2024

that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.

that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit

by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023

Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019

cod community

the toxic people of the fps community, that hates halo for no reason

we the cod community will never accept black ops :)

by halo is the best July 23, 2023