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Cockdump

The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.
1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.

Hillary Clinton is cockdump.

2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.

Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.
by DoctorShithead October 13, 2008
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Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.
Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.
by cockdock January 10, 2010
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cockdonkey

A gay man who is always on the bottom and loves receiving anal sex.
See that kid over there, he looks like a real cockdonkey.
by ILovetheThundercats February 28, 2009
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cockdickulous

A word that contains both cock and dick in a proper way.

The actual meaning is that something is really awkward.
His shirt is so cockdickulous!
by TheSexKnight March 12, 2010
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cockdrop

When one draws a dick, most often on a sticky note, and inconspicuoulsly places it where someone else will find it. The best cockdroppers will draw both shaft and balls, and drop on the most unexpecting people. Cockdrop may also be used as an insult to assholes.
" I was going to put some money in the offering at church, but instead I decided to cockdrop their asses!"

" hey fag, lick my ballsack from crack to sack and back you dirty cockdrop"
by nelvinbibbons May 22, 2010
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cockdickpenis

The extension of the word "cockdick" by adding another noun for a part of a male: the main component of the genitalia, Penis.

Generally used to express excitement, or suprise.

Also used to describe someone who is just a plain douchebag, when using the word douchebag just isn't enough.
1) "Holy shit you're driving wayy to fast. AHHH!! SHIT!! BALLS!! COCKDICKPENIS!!!"
2) "Dude, I can't believe you'd have sex with my mom in my bed. You knocked over my hamster cage and it fell into the heating vent! My whole house smells like hamster burrito, you cockdickpenis!"
by Wald. T. Fawke April 12, 2010
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cockdail

when lust drives you to call or text some one of the phone, who you only want to talk to, or text with because you want to have sex with them.
I knew Skyler would cockdail her last night, when he left the club, his dick was hard as quantuum physics.
by drbillyg May 9, 2011
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