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clown the rice

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.
by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008
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clown bag

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.
That art director is a clown bag.
by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009
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clown hat

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
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clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
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Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
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Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.
Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.
by Pieteman January 14, 2014
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Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.
by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016
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