Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Colburn classic

Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj

Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.

by Asura1223 May 1, 2017

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023

Classic Andy

A classic WoW player with an IRL Roleplay of such cosmic level, that he thunder claps his keyboard for gaining threat. He knows everything in the game, and plays WoW since early 90s. The most well hung and GIGACHAD guy you never want to argue with, what, did you see the only shaman in the raid alone in the 8th party in thr fight where mass diseases kill players? So what, this information is so random for the Classic Andy legendary GM raid leader. It's all good, just Mass Dispel them all, as Classic Andy boss said, don't create a fuss, sit calm and get carried by a large Classic Andy value. Diseases are mass, and dispel is, it's logical, and Classic Andy is the one pinnacle of logic you will Never Beat. The only reason Andy wasn't in the historys' most well known most well knower, pushing Archimedes or Aristotle from their pedestals, is because Chromie was too late for the bbq he was making with Anduin, when Andy was already playing TBC.

- We're having a new RL, he's from WotLK guild, but he does know Dragonflight bosses.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.

by TheUnone July 4, 2023

Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021