When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
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