A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.
Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
by Crazy49 March 26, 2019
Get the Christ Drivemug. a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!
b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.
c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.
c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
by kazawafaqt November 23, 2021
Get the Christ (Deemed to be) Universitymug. The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.
by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018
Get the christ-o-phartmug. by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023
Get the Jesus Christ the Nazarenemug. From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"
by Legit AF September 28, 2022
Get the Christ Krispiesmug. 