Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

by Tinakris September 18, 2018

dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016

El Chip

A very sexy mexican bear who just wants to advertise his brand new audience, he also solos the whole fnaf universe no questions asked

El Chip is the strongest character in the fnaf universe

by itslogix February 22, 2022

Warm Chips

When eating ass and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the ass.

Yo last night this girl had the best ass, but when I when I went down on her I ate some Warm Chips then left.

by Warm Halo December 6, 2016