by Larfus September 6, 2022
Get the Clout chasermug. someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
Get the schrodinger's chasermug. Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 7, 2024
Get the Ambulance chasermug. Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
Get the Squirrel Chasermug. -Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
-Irish Chaser
by Madmandon May 9, 2019
Get the Irish Chasermug. Person 1: I’m a transgender woman
Person 2: damn that’s hot can I date you?
Person 1: ew no you’re a chaser
Person 2: damn that’s hot can I date you?
Person 1: ew no you’re a chaser
by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022
Get the Chasermug. someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
Get the Coffin Chasermug.