oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

Dick Change

Describing something that is not worth much, if anything

Guy1: Dude those shoes costs ten bucks.

Guy2: Pshh, so what that's dick change.

by gunslingerVW May 24, 2011

change™

More of the same, but with a cooler slogan.

We need change™ in washington, and we're going to bring about that change with the same people who are war-loving criminals, just like those from the previous administration.

by wethesheeple January 17, 2009

diaper changing table

A diaper changing table is a special table that allows easy diaper changing of babies. A table of counter top height, baby changing tables are equipped with shelving to hold supplies such as diapers, rubber pants, pins, ointment, training pants, baby wash cloths, change pads, etc. Baby diaper changing tables are most often equipped with vinyl changing pads on top of them, and a safety strap to secure active babies in place while changing diapers.

The daycare where I worked had 2 diaper changing tables in the nursery room.

I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.

I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

ching chang chong

A stereotype of the way that asian or oriental people speak, especially chinese. More than likely is offensive to practically all Asian people.

I can't stand that ching chang chong talk. What the hell is he freaking saying?

by ACL April 13, 2004

Mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc January 18, 2006

Kentucky Lane Change

When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.

I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.

by the name that is my real one July 29, 2009