While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
Get the Captain chair splittingmug. by Gerzman July 18, 2017
Get the Horizontal rocking chairmug. A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations
A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing
An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing
An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”
Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”
Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”
Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
Get the Cone Poo Chairmug. by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
Get the Play with my chairmug. A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.
by The Lord Of The Weebs January 4, 2016
Get the Gay Musical Chairsmug. by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
Get the russian rocking chairmug. If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
Get the My Chair is wonkeymug.