cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

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Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

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Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

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Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

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(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

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