by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016
Get the Carl Downmug. carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022
Get the carl johnmug. Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023
Get the Carl-Emilmug. The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
by David6882 November 27, 2018
Get the Pissy pants Carlmug. 
Carl is the most sweet kind guy from Lebanon that I know ,he’s so loving and cute irl but….when he’s mad it’s like there is no tmr also he’s a big ninjago fan I mean it’s good show I guess I mean one person who doesn’t like MR.Carl is the fat f*ck in our class but anyway that’s all ! BUY THE P1 AND GIVE IT TO ME AND CARL PLZ
by anonymous April 4, 2025
Get the Carlmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug.