Carl Vasiljev

gooner

stop being a carl vasiljev

by anonymous August 19, 2025

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006

“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”

by Bambianca June 10, 2024

Carl

A person who huffs butane before oil wrestling his cousin

Did you hear Anthony went to the hospital for huffing butane? Hes acting like a real carl

by ArYNnni8814 June 13, 2018

Hot Carl

Receiving a blow job while taking a hot, steamy dump.

Anyone who truly loves you would relish the opportunity to give you a hot Carl.
The hot Carl is the ultimate act of saying, "I love you".

by Elove knows October 12, 2021

Carl

Proper poes

Carl is a poes

by 072DW September 18, 2020

juliet carl

the prime minister of word hunt

“oh my god! is that juliet carl? the prime minister of word hunt!”

by juliet carl October 31, 2019