Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

DVI Cable

A euphemism for intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"Mitchell and Jacob are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm saying." "Screw you, matey."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

dvi cable

Intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"These two are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

Daniel Cable

Sexy Bastard.

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.

by By eck August 10, 2017

Sara cable

A girl who likes Ryan ross a little too much

"Did you see Sara Cable crying?"
"Yeah it was over the panic at the disco song northern downpour"

by George ryan ross iiii June 18, 2018

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions

The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019