calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

Calvion

Calvion the type of person to be annoying but is very loyal. Be careful though he can dis you for hours, days, maybe even months

Calvion is a major jerk

by dumbddude22 August 26, 2020

Calaina

Calaina is a woman of grace. She is beautiful. She trusts very easily, and you will be lucky to have her in your life. She is very strong and happy. Take care of her.

"Oh look, It's Calaina again!!! What an object of beauty."

by Icepak December 2, 2020

Calsineb

/ˈkalsineb/
noun
the name of the all-powerful empty 2-liter sprite bottle that gives karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas, spritekat) his pure, raw vibes. if you see this bottle you most likely will not live to see another day.

"CALSINEB. THE DESTROYER. THE HATEFUL. THE FUCKING TWO LITER MENACE. Blessed by Ronald himself. It intimidates all. It strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare call themselves the gods of this world. You shalt not fucketh with Calsineb."

by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

calvilano

Calvilano is the middle name of someone who i love dearly.

love you r calvilano

by wkkwkwkkwkwkwkkwkw November 22, 2021

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021