“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”
by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018
Get the Puddle-Chasermug. A woman outside of or adjacent to the medical profession who only goes for/chases after doctors. They've been known to stake out hospitals whilst on Tinder and make bogus specialist appointments after finding the best looking doctor on Zoc Doc, as well as other absurd strategies to get that MD D.
by crazytexan181 April 7, 2021
Get the Coat Chasermug. A person—usually a woman—who is infatuated with, actively pursues, or dates athletes, especially those who play sports that require cleats. A cleat chaser is typically found at games, practices, or after-parties, hoping to catch the attention of their favorite player (or players). They can also be found in a player’s DM’s, without fail.
Sarah is totally a cleat chaser. Every year when the Cowboys come to town, she's always trying to land a hookup.
by kingjames1107 June 23, 2025
Get the Cleat Chasermug. by Notdaone September 8, 2020
Get the Cracker chasermug. by HumorCop July 24, 2022
Get the scrub chasermug. by Larfus September 6, 2022
Get the Clout chasermug. someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
Get the schrodinger's chasermug.