pissed off chain saw

Coffee can mufflers that are on the Honda Racers. Sounds like they are doing Mach II but they are in 1st gear going 8 mph.

"Did you hear that pissed off chain saw? o'wait it was Honda Civic."

by bassman January 23, 2004

Chain Text

Those annoying text messages you receive that are just like chain letters. They are not true and they just waste your time. These things should never be forwarded. If you really are friends with someone, don't bother them with this useless crap. These are most annoying to the folks who don't have unlimited texting plans.

An example Chain Text:

Someone is planning to ask u a very big question tonight if u don't forward to ten people they will backoff forever.

by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.

"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."

by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008

pussy on the chainwax

A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a "thing". As you can see, they have succeeded.

Key: Yo, imma put that pussy on the chainwax!

Peele: Are you trying to start a "thing"?

by Nobody77 January 2, 2014

fast food chain

A piece of metal you put in fast food to make it heavier and, thus, easier to catch.

It took 3 fast food chains to stop the damn hamburger!

by Journas October 17, 2003

Cheat Chain Dilemna

When one student copies answers from the "smart" student on a particular test/homework/exam. And, to the smart student's dismay, the cheater got a better score, leaving the "smart" kid dumbfounded, confused, and in a world of self-loathing.

"The Cheat Chain is wonderful in theory, but if the cheater gets a better score than the cheatee, the Cheat Chain Dilemna is in effect."

by Joeyrogue7 March 6, 2009

Rush Chair Syndrome

A dangerous syndrome that affects Rush Chairman of fraternities, usually leading to extremely weight gain and lack of energy before 5PM.

Man, he's put on 30 pounds this year. Thats one severe case of Rush Chair Syndrome (RCS).

by Diamondtrim Day Flex July 21, 2010