Cande

An artificial woman. Fake friend. Unauthentic.

“Ain’t shit sweet but I’m eating cande up for breakfast”

-therealluxxluxx (American multi-genre recording artist)

by Mastermindmiss September 1, 2023

Candanian

Can-Dan-Yin
Just a funny way to spell and say “Canadian”

“Look at that guy with the flappy jaw and beady eyes… He’s probably a Candanian.”
“Natives from Canada can also be referred as, Canucks, Canadians or Candanian.”

by Uhhhhhhbs August 3, 2024

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023

Candidoubt

The extreme or unwarranted distrust exhibited by HR or recruiters when evaluating job candidates’ CVs leading to excessive suspicion and caution in the hiring process.

The HR department’s candidoubt meant it took the company 4 months to find a new Marketing Manager.

by Lucas G December 17, 2023

Candidoubt

The extreme or unwarranted distrust exhibited by HR or recruiters when evaluating job candidates’ CVs leading to excessive suspicion and caution in the hiring process.

The HR department’s candidoubt meant it took the company 4 months to find a new Marketing Manager.

by Lucas G December 17, 2023

candian flag

a spelling error made by streamer BlueRyai while playing Gartic Phone.

Person 1: W candian flag
Person 2: it's canadian not candian

by SomebodyWroteThisQuote January 20, 2024

Candace

Loves to sit on Dominic’s face or have her ass cheeks between Dominic’s face Jada stevens is the sexiest and a pornstar with the perfect always down to fuck Dominic any time any where anyhow any place she has a gorilla grip coochie

Hey Candace where’d Dominic go

Hmm I have no clue

by Bdsm handbook January 25, 2024