by ratrick poony February 05, 2010
by Richard Dick Swett February 05, 2010
Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 05, 2010
the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 05, 2010
When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 05, 2010
That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 05, 2010
Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases
OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
by a fan of the colbert report February 05, 2010