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carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.
This carrot has a super long carrot beard.
by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019
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hagrid's beard

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????
by RMS132 November 5, 2015
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The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
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butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
by PieKnee May 8, 2016
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divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."
by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015
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Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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