He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

A bridge in Mobile, AL named the General W.K. Wilson Jr. Bridge, but known to as The Dolly Parton Bridge by locals and others because of it's boob shape.
by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.
by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
by E-vad the second June 17, 2011

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."
by theboy4 July 9, 2010

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.
Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?
Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.
Ramie: But you don't like her?
Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.
Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?
Rupert: No.
Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.
Ramie: But you don't like her?
Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.
Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?
Rupert: No.
by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012
