"Did you hear about the guy that went 480km/h on the Mooney Mooney bridge?"
"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"
"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"
by AU_Falcon-XR6 October 18, 2023
He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 24, 2021
1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
by E-vad the second June 17, 2011
the price you pay for daring to cross the brora bridge by foot due to drunks tapping you up for owl for vodka
“i need to go shopping but i can’t afford it due to the brora bridge toll… its fucking cheaper crossing the forth road bridge”
by templegate April 05, 2023
by KingdomCum January 24, 2003
A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."
by theboy4 July 08, 2010
(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.
Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?
Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.
Ramie: But you don't like her?
Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.
Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?
Rupert: No.
Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.
Ramie: But you don't like her?
Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.
Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?
Rupert: No.
by Brim-Dog-Millionaire March 04, 2012