Sam Porter Bridges

He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.

Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~

by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

Dolly Parton Bridge

A bridge in Mobile, AL named the General W.K. Wilson Jr. Bridge, but known to as The Dolly Parton Bridge by locals and others because of it's boob shape.

We just crossed the Dolly Parton Bridge hehehe

by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020

Kemper bridge breaker

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.

I had to employ the Kemper bridge breaker when my left a huge turd in the toilet.

by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

Reverse Jack Bridges

1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present

David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*

by E-vad the second June 17, 2011

Fleshy Fun Bridge

See Also, Taint. The flseshy area between the anus and penis/vaginal opening.

I busted my speamy hot man load all over her fleshy fun bridge!"

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

MW memorial bridge

A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."

Jesse and Matt both gave her a MW memorial bridge at the party last night. It was wild.

by theboy4 July 9, 2010

Bridging the Friendzone Gap

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.

Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?

Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.

Ramie: But you don't like her?

Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.

Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?

Rupert: No.

by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012