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Hollywood Accounting 

A series of shady, unconventional accounting practices Hollywood studios use to convert financial successes in the entertainment industry into financial losses. This is done to avoid paying taxes, royalties, and profit-sharing for a project.
"Hey Disney, this movie I starred in made over $1.3 billion at the box office. Why haven't I gotten any cut of revenue?"
"Oh, no one told you? That movie lost $23 million, we can't pay you anything."
"Hey, you were engaging in Hollywood Accounting, weren't you?!"
Hollywood Accounting by jojo_03 February 10, 2024
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Dollywooding

When you got caught masturbating with your friends dog toy at Dollywood.
Omg, Tiffany was so horny she didn’t get laid on the trip, she was Dollywooding at the hotel.
Dollywooding by Vegas Rick May 20, 2024

Hollywood 2.0 

The second level of Hollywood.

The concept that there are different levels of Hollywood to distract and deceive the public.

Normies are manipulated by typical Hollywood stories, films, actors/actresses, gossip, etc. that are known to be fiction like Marvel or the Kardashians.

Hollywood 2.0 is intended for those who aren’t manipulated by Hollywood, but still need to be deceived and distracted for control so they implement more believable stories like Epsteins Island, the Diddy lawsuit, Q-Anon, etc.
“I don’t know if I believe this new story, it seems Hollywood 2.0 to me.”

Hollywood Spreads 

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.
I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!
Hollywood Spreads by theendzombo December 2, 2024
Sophia is hollywood
Hollywood by st6tiic December 14, 2024

Hollywood Blindness

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.

Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''

''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''

''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''

Hollywooding 

Hollywooding, The act of ignoring everyone and leaving them on read because you're too "Cool for them."
Usually done by losers online who want to feel cool.
Jack : Bro why isn't Alex responding to me?
Zack : He's too cool, for us. Niggas hollywooding.
Hollywooding by Fywuta June 18, 2025