blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

White Blessing

A very fortunate stroke of luck; Extremely lucky

“Yo gimme white blessing!”

by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS

A skibidi little viet boy.

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS WANT DA PHO

by Sigma nga October 22, 2025

Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )

yooo blessing is soo tough

by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025

Joshua-blessed

When someone is so sweet, polite, and angel-coded that you forget they can roast your entire lineage with perfect grammar.

“She said ‘sweetie, no’ and I felt baptized. Joshua-blessed.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025