coon beats

nigger music. african american, rap, loud nig music.

coon beats are any music by a nigger that doesnt make any sense.

by Longcock733 December 21, 2009

breast brei

The white fungus that grows under a woman's breast when she is not wearing a bra and forgets to clean herself on a regular basis.

I hate the way breast brei tastes.

by Scooby May 31, 2003

breastacles

Another word for breasts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.

I want to stroke her breastacles.

by Sarah Setzer September 16, 2008

breast reduction

This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.

She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.

by The Great Houdini December 8, 2004

Beats

Verb. When a woman gives a man sexual pleasure by the use of her hand.

"Dude you should have seen Sarah last night, she gave some sick beats."

by Trevor0514 August 3, 2009

Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018

breast friend

when a dude is friends with that one girl who has huge boobs.

John: That girl has huge boobs bro.

Tyler: I know, she is my breast friend.

by FiNNy8192 November 12, 2010