The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.
Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
by cv rebelchick September 26, 2016
Basically the guy you want put he prob doesn’t exist. He takes your scrunchies and gives you his hoodies. Texts you all night. Wants to take you on cute adventures. Is basically your best friend.
by yavscogirl June 27, 2019
A 13 year old boy from the internet that you are dating. Also could be a geeky controlling guy that gets what he wants.
by blkice September 11, 2010
The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
by LAURE ST. GEORGES September 16, 2003
One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
by George Kush 42069 February 24, 2018
That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.
by spiritygirl38 July 20, 2010
A "Boyfriend in Training" is a guy that is being preped for being someone's boyfriend. Either he's not ready to be a decent boyfriend or she wants to hookup without the offical title of boyfriend & girlfiend and not look like a slut.
by Chloe April 03, 2004