by Drpalabras May 23, 2021
Get the H8 balds mug.A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.
Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"
by Angry guy from NY October 14, 2024
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Get the Bald mug.It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
Get the i am bald mug.A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
Get the Banana Bald-Cock mug.A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Bald Twatty Bastard mug.A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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