Australianitis

Was a common disease in Nazi Germany. Symptoms included depression, the urge to kill jewish people, and fear of people without blonde hair and blue eyes.

That man look like he has Australianitis

by Tarun1sC00l October 30, 2018

australian plague

After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians

We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague

by SaucyBoi3000 March 23, 2018

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 25, 2022

australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum

Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"

by ScrotumStrangler June 25, 2022

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian Chimney

The act of using one end of an electronic cigarette as a dildo, while your partner takes hits, or "drags" off the other end.

"Yo dude, sweet vape! Your girl been an Australian Chimney yet?"

by friedalpacazombie August 13, 2015