a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men
hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
by messedupdan March 27, 2015
Get the asian vealmug. No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
Get the Asian Parentsmug. An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
Get the old or asianmug. A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
Get the Asian envelopemug. A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture
Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan
Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan
Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy
Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way
Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way
by Wesiswes October 12, 2021
Get the asian comedymug. A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 9, 2020
Get the Asian emojismug. Rich ass E-boi
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
Get the Asian Kevinmug.