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Asian envelope

A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
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Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.
My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.
by juuliquent November 30, 2020
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old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 9, 2020
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asian comedy

A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture

Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan
Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy

Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way
by Wesiswes October 12, 2021
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Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.
好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥
by Mp8q April 18, 2018
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