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Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.
I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there
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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
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Asian Kevin

Rich ass E-boi
This Asian Kevin nigga ain't as cool as Mexican Kevin
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
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Asian envelope

A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
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asian doug

creepy asian kid that phototbombs youre snaps
Look at this beautifull landscape ... and theres asian doug again... every time
by AsianDoug326696 July 29, 2017
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tropical asian

Someone who looks sort of asian and sort of not
by babehcakes December 2, 2013
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