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angry at apple

Emotion experienced by nearly all iPod users and Mac owners. Not to be confused with the emotion felt by Mac gamers
Man 1: Omfg, I'm so angry at apple.
Man 2: You own an iPod.
by Michael Mendoza June 14, 2006
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apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?
PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.
by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

Apple-American

A demographic term referring to Macintosh computer users. Preferred over the pejorative term, “Mac People.”
Everytime I go over to the graphic design department I see all kinds of Apple-Americans nestled behind their monitors.
by Special K July 28, 2004
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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
by S-ter September 25, 2008
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Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011
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An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.
by Steve White January 27, 2021
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