Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

HALEEMA AND AHMED

They are a perfect and happy couple who enjoy time together, value each other, and maintain a strong bond. No couple is truly perfect, but Ahmed and Haleema become their own version of a perfect couple. They build trust with each other and develop healthy communication habits. MASHALLAH SO CUTE!!! 100% HALAL CERTIFIED

person 1: Hey, look at that couple over there they are perfect for each other
person 2: That must be Haleema and Ahmed

by Mufti Menk Ismail Menk September 30, 2022

Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.

Thats a Sami Bin Ahmed

by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022

A fully armed battalion

Something that King George iii will send to you to remind you of his love. Not to be confused with killing friends and family.

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love, dadadadadadada

by LiterallyMariahReynolds August 16, 2024

Deadman Switch Armed

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!

Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025