The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

Australian suicide

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021

Australian butterfly kiss

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.

You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

by Kind fellow March 11, 2021

Australian Prime Minister

The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds

Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”

Tyrone: “What the hell?”

by Dumbation May 31, 2024

Australian

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!

Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris

by Istambay December 23, 2015