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Alyssa

Alyssa an extraordinary young woman; Alyssa is someone who if you even know her for a month she can brighten your day with just one word or walk in the room and everything that was bad turns to good. She is also a beautiful and smart individual.
by Cjxxmanning June 2, 2021
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Alyssa

That’s Alyssa? Damnn that fat bitch is a bitch.
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a Pissa and a bitch and a hoe. Fuck her.
by 1-800-memyself&I November 12, 2020
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Alyssa Lewis

Alyssa is usually a very smart villian who uses their mind tricks to win in the end. They also are very omega but have a 6foot horse shlong. Be careful if you come across an alyssa
Gosh we better run THATS alyssa lewis
by Personwithbigdick July 8, 2021
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alyssa russow

Bradley Hinderers Girlfriend 8/17/17
Alyssa Russow is Bradleys bae
by Dani Green August 31, 2017
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Alyssa

The best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to jag her and dont lose her
Person1: Alyssa is the best

Person2: thats so true
by Kvng.Jordy July 18, 2019
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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