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Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.
Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!
by Zicardo May 31, 2018
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bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.
Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!
by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023
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Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.
by Weallfun September 20, 2019
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Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.
by shahzam November 28, 2018
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Spoiler Virginity

Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it
I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!
by ERROR_FOUND! May 1, 2019
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Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.
I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!
by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010
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Virgin Hoe

When you are physically a virgin but mentally a hoe.
"Omg have you had sex yet? You are such a slut!"

"No but I am a virgin hoe."
"A what?"

"A virgin hoe, bitch"
by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018
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