Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.

Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.

by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014

Lag

a excuse squeakers use when they die

Squeaker: 0mg , Y0ur s0 bAd 1v1 me

*They die in a 1v1*
LaAaAaAaAaAaAg
You only one because of lag

by Aaaaa virgin October 12, 2018

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011

Trend Lag

Jet lagging of social trends between a country and another, either due to timezone differences, or otherwise.

Ex. 1: #AppleEvent is trending in Egypt, although the event has ended more than 24 hours ago. This is definitely a trend lag.
Ex. 2: #Oscars2015 is trend-lagged in Germany.

by Ahmed Zidan October 26, 2015

Lag

A thing that sometimes happens where your game suddenly starts running slower than usual.

It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.

Gamer 1: “Dude the lag keeps making me die!!”
Gamer 2: “lol”

by BeckBro_ January 20, 2022